Condiments or Recipes

I was sitting here thinkin what is my favorite; recipe's or condiments. Well that is a very difficult subject for me to ponder on.
  First off you need a tried and true recipe to make a great condiment.
  Second  you need a tried and true condiment to sometimes make a recipe.
  Hmmmm...how about this..give a cook a condiment to share in a recipe..
  Oh i know..make a delicious recipe for your condiment needs bottling..
  uh oh..your condiments are showing..
  Please recipe me with your condiments..
  Don't condiment me..
  Just recipe me and we will remain friends..
  Knock Knock..who's there..condiment..condiment who..condiment the stupid door open..

  Here's a picture of me and the kids enjoying our winning Blue ribbon that the group received from the State fair.
  Rmember our youth..and remember..What " Can " you do..